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Joke of the Day

"I went into a butchers today and said, ""Is that a sheep's head in the window?"" He said, ""No, it's a mirror."""

"I like my women like I like my ice cream. Freezer-burned"

"Sex jokes aren't funny I mean cum on people"

"A deeply religious man is trying to book a room at a hotel. He asks the receptionist if the pornography is disabled. To which she replies, ""No. We just have regular pornography, you sick fuck."""

"The restaurant said they couldn't seat me right away due to lack of waiters I said, ""That's alright, I'll wait""."

"QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole."

"Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment. We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed."

"What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack? Frito Leah's"

"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."

"I don't make the same mistake twice. I make it at least 5-6 times to be sure."