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Joke of the Day
"Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one."
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"I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation. I'm scared shitless."
"I got pulled over by a female police officer.When i rolled down my window to ask what was wrong,she said...""NOTHING!"""
"What did the Queen say when she lost her dog? ""Where the fuck is my corgi?!"""
"What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night? Chicago."
"White Anglo-Saxon Protestant's (WASP's) Why did God create W.A.S.P's? Someone has to pay full retail..."
"Did you hear the one about the Seahawk who wouldn't stop talking? He kept beating a dead horse."
"The only things that defy gravity are women... ...the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."
"If the Jewish population is 16.6 million people with a constant rate of change, what is 23% of the Jewish population after five years? Ashes"
"Being a parent means you have to make gigantic sacrifices like quality sleep and the backs to every remote control in your house."