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Joke of the Day

"Today we honor St. Patrick, the patron saint of puking and peeing."

"How do you know it's time to go to bed? Hitler is raping you!"

"What do you call a horny cow? Beef jerky :)"

"Why do vegans don't like to kiss?? It gives them butterflies in their stomach"

"Had A Fight With An Erection This Morning Beat it single handedly."

"What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory? Two test tickles."

"I don't believe ppl who ""don't masturbate cuz it's not the real thing."" When I run out of Frosted Flakes, I put sugar on my Corn Flakes."

"Why Do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."

"Why couldn't the Italian get into his house? Because he had gnocchi."

"When I was a kid I wanted to become a pirate, and sail the open seas. But instead, I just ended up downloading a lot of movies."