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Joke of the Day

"I don't believe ppl who ""don't masturbate cuz it's not the real thing."" When I run out of Frosted Flakes, I put sugar on my Corn Flakes."

"My math teacher called me average... How mean."

"How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb? Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?"

"I saved a ton of money on cool sports cars, vacation getaways and NFL season tickets by having children."

"Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip? Because it hides their teeth."

"How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb? ""have you tried turning the light off and back on?"""

"Having a wife is like a grenade You pull the ring off, and your house is gone."

"The greatest joke of all: Your sex life."

"Why was Fernando Alonso upside down? Because he Haas been hit!"

"I like first aid classes its the only time I get to be touched by a caring human."