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Joke of the Day
"How do you know it's time to go to bed? Hitler is raping you!"
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"What is the difference between the hot girl at work and the one at home? You can assign tasks to the first kind!"
"Do white boys with dreadlocks know about Garnier Fructis?"
"YES! Some of the breast augmentation websites aren't blocked at work! SWEET FREEDOM!!!"
"When people ask me ""Plz"" because it's shorter than ""Please"" I tell them ""No"" because it's shorter than ""Yes."""
"What do numbers look like when they get divorced? 96"
"A doctor goes to his patient and says ""I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's"" Patient replies ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""
"Spiderman: Can I be in The Avengers now? Captain America: Um sure. Spiderman: What should I do? Iron Man: You're in charge of web design."
"You have a dime in one hand and a nickel in the other. What are you? Broke."
"Turtle to turtle: ""Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"""