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Joke of the Day

":( turn that frown upside down ):"

"Why did Billy Joel get acquitted? Because he didn't start the fire."

"Is it ""butt"" naked or ""buck"" naked? Either way, this dentist appointment is making me very uncomfortable."

"How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely."

"What's hard and pink? A pig with a flick knife."

"my neighbor who got his nut shot off last winter is outside gluing his license plate to his van"

"How do I like my eggs? Unfertilized, thanks."

"I'm making a party for people who can't ejaculate... Let me know if you are coming or not."

"Forget waterboarding... I'm ready to tell this damn popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth everything it wants to know."

"I am now on three dating sites because you can never get enough rejection."