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Joke of the Day
"How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely."
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"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat The bartender says ""Put that back you thief!"""
"I just found out they made a heart-shaped dairy-lovers pizza Too cheesy for me though"
"Murderer: IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU Me: wow your hands are so soft Murderer: omg really Me: [caresses his hands] what moisturizer do you use"
"When I was ten, my family moved to Downers Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them."
"Came with our Christmas cracker Q: Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar? A: He got 25 days."
"I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances."
"What did the male lamb say to the female lamb Nice rack"
"Did you hear about the romantic comedy that has a cast consisting only of Vine stars? They've already announced the title: ""P.S. I Got 'Eem""."
"Two gay men are having sex when a fire breaks out in their apartment. Who gets out first, the top or the bottom? The bottom-- he already has his shit packed."