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Joke of the Day

"Probably too soon... But it looks like Peaches Geldof doesn't like Mondays, either."

"If you think it hurts to lose a boyfriend/girlfriend, you've clearly never lost close to 500 GB's worth of data on your hard drive."

"What's the difference between dollars and Jews? I give a shit when I lose 6 million dollars."

"The day we decided such footwear would be called ""flip-flops"" was not our most creative moment."

"A feminist went to the police department. She said she wanted to file a report because someone called her fat. ""It's ok, just leave your thumb print on this broadsheet"""

"Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!"

"If you post BDSM jokes on /r/jokes.... Does it count as a submission?"

"Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup"

"""Hey, what's that Febreeze that smells like Fireball?"" Yeah, non-alchoholics call that cinnamon."

"What do you call a cold Jewish person? Iceberg."