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Joke of the Day
"Probably too soon... But it looks like Peaches Geldof doesn't like Mondays, either."
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"You should be proud of who you are! Unless you're a straight white male."
"Thank God for that one person who gets on the elevator and takes charge."
"Him: ""I feel-"" Me: ""I FEEL IT TOO. IT'S JUST LIKE PHOEBE SAID. YOU'RE MY LOBSTER."" Him: ""-gassy."""
"How do you get a little old lady to say the ""F"" word? Yell bingo."
"How do you starve a right wing christian? Hide their money in their bible."
"Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list? Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands"
"A man lovingly told his fiance ""I don't have a big house or a yacht like my friend, Harry, but I will love you forever."" She replied, ""Oh, yeah. I love you too. Now, who's this Harry?!"""
"What's the one thing Spider-man can't eat? Uncle bens rice"
"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls"