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Joke of the Day
"How do you starve a right wing christian? Hide their money in their bible."
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"My friend brought me to a club for philosophical digging. It got pretty deep. ^*I* ^*tried*"
"A Mexican , a black guy , an arab and A Jew Jump out of a plane....who wins? Society"
"Ouija board......""your going to die!"" Me: you're*"
"Why does a fetus have more rights than a women? Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man"
"Rape jokes aren't funny... They're too forced."
"And how did you find your steak sir? Well quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was"
"She was only a lumberjack's daughter ... ... but she always gave me wood."
"[Politics] Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems? He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist."
"What do you call an underdeveloped chicken fetus in a frat house? ...an embroyo! heyooooooooo"