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Joke of the Day

"The room is 15$ a night. Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."

"What would you call a store that sold only mints and gum? Bad Breath and Beyond."

"Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn? To scare off Cat burglars!"

"When Harry Potter ejaculates, it's HP sauce For those who don't know, [HP sauce](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Sauce) is a brown sauce sold in the UK."

"A priest with a lisp offered to bring a roamin' Catholic to Paris ... The Catholic, bread in hand, was not impressed."

"All these recent David Cameron jokes have left me with a bad taste in my mouth."

"I sold my old bike the other day. I decided it was time to peddle it."

"Did you know that clumsy people are more likely to be obese? That's because they keep walking into things.........like McDonald's."

"Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one that had a dream"

"How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!"