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"Two jews walk into a bar. They buy it."
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"Respectful Yo Mama Jokes"
"How do you know when your gf is getting fat? When she fits into your wifes clothes"
"*whispering to my newborn son* weed is tight. im siked for u to try it son. im so excited for you. i love you"
"My black friends really enjoy hearing my lame jokes. It's almost like they've never been told dad jokes before..."
"If you were forced at gunpoint to either watch '50 Shades Of Grey' or read the book, what type of gun would you prefer to be shot dead with?"
"What do you call a programmer's testicles? A hackysack."
"What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game? The old switcheroo."
"What do you call a gay man with a hard-on? Homo erectus."
"What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside."