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Joke of the Day

"We're just two people shitting in side by side stalls waiting for the other person to go out so we don't have to show our face"

"Q: Why did the easter egg hide? A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside."

"Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat. Date your grandma"

"Im not white im Jewish.."

"Person: ""I hate geology puns."" Me: ""My sediments exactly."""

"Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a ""judgment free"" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week."

"Why Didn't Batman Go To Church? Because of Christian Bail"

"I found a company that describes your dick! microsoft"

"Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup? Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!"

"CNN got really excited about the #TransAsia plane until they found out it's not missing so now they don't care."