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Joke of the Day

"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage? Feyonce"

"A man had a tumor shaped like a bomber plane. It was B-9."

"Why do Mexican students act like they own the school? Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof"

"I used to wave my hands in the air like I just don't care, but now I just wave them because I get more steps on my FitBit"

"""I don't have to run faster than the bear. I just have to run faster than you,"" I say to my hiking companion. It is Usain Bolt. A bear waves"

"Well... You know what they say... So I guess I don't need to tell you..."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I didn't pay 50 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on me."

"Jesus and Mohammad are debating religion. Jesus, with a smug smile, says: ""My faith can move the tallest of mountains."" Mohammad confidently replies: ""How well does it do with skyscrapers, brotha?"""

"Student: Could I be trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework."

"According to Steve Jobs, what type is the pokemon Scizor? Feature/Borrow"