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Joke of the Day
"How do you say 'The Torah' in German? Kindling."
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"I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between"
"What do you call a potato that's high? [A baked potato.](http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaica_images/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)"
"If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator."
"Setp 1: Learn Spelling"
"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom!"
"""I ~don't own~ a TV."" *Binge-views 8 hours of Netflix in bed.*"
"[NSFW] How do you keep a woman screaming hours after having sex Finish on the curtains"
"The fridge is a clear example that what really matters is what is inside."
"How nice would it be if when you started rubbing yourself a genie came out, finished you off, cleaned you up & left a chocolate chip cookie."