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Joke of the Day
"If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator."
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"I quit Reddit."
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"[at my funeral] ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this me: hi everybody!"
"The avengers walk into a bar Except vision. He phased."
"Have you heard about the all-lesbian construction crew? well, they don't use studs; it's all tongue & groove :)"
"Successful Lawyers! Good lawyers know the laws and smart lawyers know the judges"
"""Holy shit, that guy eats a lot of pizza"" -people that walk by my house on recycling day."
"My little Nephew told me this one. What do Trees and Dogs have in common? Bark."