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Joke of the Day

"Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator? It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels."

"Let he has never told a bad joke Cast the first tomato"

"How can you tell when a mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean"

"Who makes the lemonade at a hospital? A Fizzy-o-Therapist."

"If you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be? Bad at following directions."

"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? The pussy is the cute fuzzy thing and the cunt is what it's attached to."

"You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor."

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he got the gas bill."

"I feel like I've had this mustard before...... it must be Dijon Vu"

"My girlfriend said she will leave me unless I stop pretending to be a hotel... I said, 'but you can never leave!' 'You can check out anytime you like'."