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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside."

"Has anyone heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes nine years."

"A black guy walks into a bar. Don't worry he's still in his cell."

"You know where the most original posts on reddit are? /r/Jokes"

"#feelthebern As a Jew I'm not sure Bernie is allowed to say that"

"So, my girlfriend won't let me wear my mood ring anymore... ...I'm not really sure how I feel about it"

"""We like the idea, we do. We're just afraid it's going to keep the viewer awake."" - Sundance Channel execs"

"Grandma didn't do 69 I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53, that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I'm listening to Beethoven."