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Joke of the Day

"Indiana - A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the cash, the man fled--leaving his wallet on the counter."

"Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else's saved game."

"Remember the guy who lost his left side? He's *alright* now"

"Dyslexic guy walks into a bra."

"What is the media of choice for the mallard? **DUCK TAPE!!!** lololololololol-- *cough cough* --lololololol"

"Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist."

"My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him."

"Katie Price's first task in Celebrity.... Katie Price's first task in Celebrity Big Brother is to not get pregnant or married in the next three weeks."

"""You know the newest cars drive themselves. And they found that by turning an equal amount left and right, you end up going straight."" ""I swear, officer."""

"Conan: The US is on pace 2 b the world's largest producer of oil. So if history has taught us anything, the US will soon be invading the US."