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Joke of the Day

"What is the media of choice for the mallard? **DUCK TAPE!!!** lololololololol-- *cough cough* --lololololol"

"""Ladies and Gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."

"What do you call a woman drowning in money? Rich... Also an ambulance."

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger"

"I'm confused Wait... maybe I'm not"

"Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!"

"[Enters Building] ""Excuse..."" *Voice fades* ""... anyone..."" ""... how to..."" ""... out this..."" ""... ving door?"""

"Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe? When it's only a galaxy"

"chik-fil-a employee: It Would Be My Dying Wish To Serve You, Great Lord me: I just want some nuggets man cfa employee: I Would Die For You"

"Q: Why don't blacks fuck Afghans? A: Because they are going to make you blow."