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Joke of the Day
"What did O say to Q? Put that thing away, there's kids around here"
Next Joke
"John Oliver ? that guy's so last week"
"The road to hell is paved. That's nice."
"How is a broken clock better than a politician? The clock is still right twice a day."
"Knock knock (....) Interrupting journalist (.. Bang Bang.... bang!"
"So If the Pope shits in a toilet.... Does that make it holy shit? Aaaand thats my shitpost for the day."
"They call me the Titanic because I once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants"
"Know how I know I am getting laid tonight...? Because I am stronger than you."
"When a woman says she doesn't want a boyfriend what she really means is that she doesn't want you"
"Yo mama so fat when she went to Walmart, she tripped on Walgreens, and landed right on target"