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Joke of the Day

"Do you think you'll get fake teeth when you're old and gray? Might as well. Nothing dentured, nothing gained."

"I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot"

"When the police asked me where I was between 4 and 5, apparently ""Kindergarten"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"What do you call a Robert on a stick? A keBob!"

"Instead of going to college, just read a pile of books and barely do your laundry. Same thing."

"If this Hillary case blows up... It will be the second time a weiner has ruined the presidency for a Clinton"

"A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. ""Oh I reckon about the same as short ones!"" the farmer answered."

"My mailbox is overflowing, my spam folder and junk folder rival each other in size, and I keep procrastinating on dealing with it... But one day I'm gonna go clean all that up, you just wait and DNC."

"What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team? *unfazed*"

"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."