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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa? Too many cheetahs.."
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"""Fee Fi Fo Fum"" is the ""HAY HAY GIIRLFRIEEEND"" of giant speak."
"What do you hear when a sheep blows up? Sis boom baa ~Carnac"
"If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex... Would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?"
"Satan was all alone with Eve, NAKED, at the forbidden tree and all he did was to convince her to eat a fruit? GAY."
"Einstein made a theory about space, And it was about time, too!"
"""Do you need a ride?"" Me, to every jogger I pass in my car"
"Redneck yoga. What did the redneck say to the yoga instructor when she asked him to leave the class? Nahimastay"
"we put a man on the moon but we can't keep him there. he keeps coming back. you stay on the moon. you stay there."
"If every day is a gift, I'd have to say today was a Fruitcake from Last Year Day. Recycled, disappointing and held together by booze."