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Joke of the Day
"Why would boxers make good comedians? Because they always have a punchline"
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"I found my first gray pube the other day. It was in a kebab."
"What do you call an elderly vampire? Grampire."
"""Sooo sorry I fell asleep during your wedding. It was rude but your vows were like SO long. Anyway, you may now kiss the bride"""
"A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'"
"INTERVIEWER: Says here you do magic tricks? ME: *hands him back his business card* Is this your card? INTERVIEWER: holy shit"
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!"
"One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime to the second a dime and to the third a nickel. What time was it? A quarter to three."
"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin get in the Bat mobile."