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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun? Frank"
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"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
"Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !"
"Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party? He didn't have the guts"
"Sometimes, I just want to be taken seriously. And sometimes, I just want to be taken, seriously."
"What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl? sometimes i get the joke."
"Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.? Because his mixtape was to die for..."
"My wife is fat. Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Kinda weird how much we're attracted to each other's genitals even though they're gross."
"What is dementia? I forget"