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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic"
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"So it seems like Jared Fogle would get between five to twelve years That's his age range at least."
"What did the homeless guy eat after he dropped his hamburger? Ground beef"
"Food critics have it easy... everything is handed to them on a silver platter."
"Man, I really wish I'd noticed that rubber ducky in the toilet BEFORE I pooped."
"Dirty fetish one liner The hardest part of being into double penetration, is that you have to get two people into it."
"me *sees wife's cheesecake* future me [sent here to warn me what would happen if I ate it] *knocks on the front door* me *already eating it*"
"Church basketball What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball? Slam NUNk Who's their MVP? Stephen Mary"
"Fizzy drinks are Soda-sgusting *bad dum tiss*"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... Unless you're talking to someone at a funeral. Dimitri Martin"