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Joke of the Day
"What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator? Norse Korea"
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"Somewhere in Africa... a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."
"Paul Walker was a great guy Throwing a barbecue street side for free"
"Curiosity killed the cat. NASA apologized profusely."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into a girls ass."
"Sperm can live inside a woman for like 2 weeks. Nine months if things go really wrong."
"Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in."
"Why do they call it the Xbox360? Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away."
"Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila"
"What does a french sheep say? Ca ba?"