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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a Wookiee? Someone who doesn't have any expewience"
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"People who smoke cigarettes die sooner, but people who smoke e-cigarettes deserve it more."
"Curiosity killed the..... Martian race"
"What's a pirate's favorite sexual partner? Can't legally consent because they're retarrrrrrrrded."
"They say you are what you eat I guess that makes me a human"
"Do you know how to make a Venetian Blind? Poke them in the eye"
"What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes? Pay-To-File"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre!"
"[My Wedding] Me: I do Guests: Awww Me: Or do I? Guests: Ooooo"
"There was an orgy at the camp site last night... ... it was fucking in tents. I'll show myself out..."