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Joke of the Day
"Germans be like: Been there, Done that."
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"Digger Nick wasn't invited back to the Dyslexic Miners Against Racism Conference."
"I'm my biggest critic. I'm my strongest critic. I'm my tallest critic. I'm my prettiest critic. who's a good critic. yes you. whose a good c"
"""That goddamn janitor drew a dick on the chalkboard again!"" (Bad Will Hunting.)"
"Do you know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells? Because A and B shells were too small"
"He told me he was uncomfortable dating someone with so much inflatable furniture."
"You know what they say about people with big feet. They have big shoes"
"What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon? Kermits finger."
"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy!"" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!"
"What do terrorists eat when its sunny? Choc-ISIS"