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Joke of the Day

"A man is found in the middle of Iraq and the locals asked him where did he come from and how did he get there He said ""Iran"""

"I'd rather be with a man who blows his load too soon rather than starts singing too soon in a song. How embarrassing for both of us."

"Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard"

"It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end."

"Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine."

"What spice is the most welcoming? Cumin"

"what do you call a sad cranberry? a blueberry =["

"What town should a ""mountain oyster"" festival be held in? Oxnard, CA"

"life is just a series of people giving up on you til your body gives up too but yeah sure, I'll bring my famous guacamole to the baby shower"

"My friend once talked me out of jumping off a building with my new homemade glider wings. He said I didnt understand the gravity of the situation."