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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rich black man? A tycoon."
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"DR DOG: We need to talk about your weight. PATIENT: I'm not fat. I'm just big boned. DR DOG: *drooling everywhere* Just how big exactly?"
"Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart's game."
"People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion of this world is that people are used and things are loved."
"It's 4:20!"
"Invisible Man A nurse says, ""Doctor, the invisible man is here for his three o'clock."" The doctor says, ""Well, tell him I can't see him."""
"I want my boyfriend to get a tattoo on his neck so I won't have to worry about him getting a job and not having time to hang out with me."
"Damn girl you must have been out in the sun all day. Because you appealin'"
"I tried to come out of the closet by singing. It was my swan song"
"What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot. : D Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvlj1u9S258"