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Joke of the Day
"It's 27 outside. Oh great, even the weather is younger and cooler than me now."
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"Autocorrect? More like Autocorrect! Am I right? Sorry, Autocorrect ruined my joke."
"This comes from a good place in my heart, homeless people build the best forts I've ever fucking seen."
"I shoveled half my driveway yesterday but my wife's still not happy because it just so happens to be the top half the sun melted."
"A horse walks in a bar Bartender: why the long face? Horse: I just found out I have cancer."