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Joke of the Day

"I shoveled half my driveway yesterday but my wife's still not happy because it just so happens to be the top half the sun melted."

"What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig"

"What do you call a jihadi that owns both a goat and a donkey? Bisexual."

"I just bought something with money at a store. Now I'm taking it home. I guess it's true: you get what you pay for."

"How do you practice eating out a black woman? Steel wool and mayonnaise"

"Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."

"There's a new app that tells you which of your friends are racist. It's called Facebook."

"""Ma'am, please stow your laptop prior to takeoff."" ""This is my Emotional Support Computer."""

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but no atmosphere."

"What part of a chicken is a musical instrument? The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)"