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Joke of the Day

"I took your girlfriend out for some Chipotle last week...... guacamole wasn't the only thing she wanted extra on the side."

"My phone auto corrected Donut into Donuts. I never felt more proud to be an American."

"Girl, you're like a supermassive black hole... ...because you're incredibly dense, nothing is more attactive than you, and once you suck me in there's no going back."

"Did you hear the rumor about the new save system for the ff7 remake? Cloud Saves"

"I used to play pocket hockey... ...but I stopped because the referee was a dick."

"Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse? He wanted a Trigger warning."

"What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space. Successful"

"If you've ever written a Yelp review of a Starbucks, I can help you kill yourself if you like?"

"Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years."

"Knock, knock... Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!"