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Joke of the Day
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Nothing. Fuck that guy."
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"What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears? Anything you want, He can't hear you!"
"A man walked into a bar He was knocked unconscious....."
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"Did you hear about the fire on the Indian reservation? It was intense."
"Why are gingers' feet so rough? Because they have no soles"
"How do you save a pirate's life? C P Arrr!"
"Reports coming in from Detroit that during his visit to the church, Trump was AXED.... ....a lot of questions."
"I took the Quiz quiz and found out I am ""Which Game of Thrones character are you?"""
"Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye."