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Joke of the Day
"How do you save a pirate's life? C P Arrr!"
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"Mistakes married men make: 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things."
"Why shouldn't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."
"A magician was driving down the road. He turned into a driveway!"
"I'll race you to the bedroom, winner gets to pick the hole."
"Pacman: I feel like a woman trapped in a man's body! I want the procedure, doc. Dr.: Very well. Just relax.. *puts bow on Pacman's head"
"I've been called a lot of names but ""designated driver"" was never one of them."
"My boss told me to ""dress for the job you want, not the job you have."" Now I'm in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman."
"My friends made me jump off the end of the dock... I'll do anything under *pier* pressure"
"A wolf goes costume shopping... He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him."