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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when you find two banana peels together? Answer: A pair of slipper"
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"Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour? To get it pier reviewed."
"my signature move is yelling ""where in the fridge?!"" and ""i don't see it!"" until my mom comes and finds the applesauce for me"
"What are facts about canines we must believe? Dogma"
"Your first instinct is gonna to be to spell ""leopard"" and ""deaf"" correctly. You're going to want to resist that. Best band manager ever."
"What's the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole."
"What did Will Smith's toe say to his face? I am leg end."
"What's a panda's favorite drink? Fanta."
"It's time to make like a baby... And head out. *leaves"
"What was the old lady's favourite type of wine? ""Why don't you ever take me to Florida?"" Courtesy of my Nana."