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Joke of the Day
"What did Adele name her sandwich shop? A deli"
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"Ah, spring is here. Time to open the windows and remind my neighbors that I know every word to the ""Grease"" soundtrack."
"Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: "".......and ninthly..."""
"Everyone lectures Americans about our politics.. We use our military to lecture the rest of the world's on theirs."
"Did you hear about the three Mexicans who robbed a bank? One of them was captured but the other two vanished without a tres."
"My apartment looks like a Sims house before you figure out the cheat code for unlimited money."
"If you're American, when are you not American? When European. Or when you're Russian. Any more? :)"
"What is the proper way to parallel park? Park somewhere else."
"When toddlers get naked and run around giggling, it's ""cute"" and ""funny"" ...but when I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""not allowed back in Target"""
"Triple entendre The word ""masturbate"" is only three syllables. It seems a lot longer to me."