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Joke of the Day
"Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: "".......and ninthly..."""
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"Job interview... H- ""So how would you describe yourself?"" Me- ""Verbally but just incase I prepared a dance"".."
"I don't need people. I have potato chips. And unlike people you can enjoy them and then legally throw their crumpled remains into a campfire"
"A tee-shirt idea For tourists in Virginia: ""Congratulations on losing your Virginia-ty"""
"The challenge of modern relationships: how to prove more interesting than the other's smartphone."
"Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."
"What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."
"Do you know whats funnier than 24? 25."
"Why do stoners love English? Because it's lit"
"Hooters sucks! Feed you messy ass hot wings presented by one the hottest skimpiest dressed big boobed blonde. Its like they're daring to go to the bathroom and jack off."