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Joke of the Day
"My apartment looks like a Sims house before you figure out the cheat code for unlimited money."
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"""Yo man, what's shakin'?"" Nepal"
"Did you ever hear the story about how the moose died? It's all a big moostery"
"[wife walking in the door after work] WIFE: I had just had the worst... why are our kids in the dog cage? ME: a hello would be nice."
"What's the difference between a toddler and a handgun? A handgun can't suck a dick."
"A mayfly walks into a bar. The bartender asks: ""Why don't you fly?"" The mayfly responds: ""Because it's not May, you fucking idiot"""
"How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain? Nine-Nine-Nine"
"What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty? Mutton Looter King"
"Guess what God said to Joan Rivers when she just arrived in Heaven? Thank you, Bruce really needed those botox to make his wife and daughters as beautiful as he is"
"The Buddhist idea of Nirvana literally translates to ""Blown Out"" Typically in reference to something like a candle, but occasionally to Kurt Cobain's brains."