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Joke of the Day

"My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can't afford another malpractice suit."

"Zombies What is a zombies' favorite food? Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food? Brians."

"1st girl @ the moon: - Houston, we have a problem - What happened? - Nothing, doesn't matter - Come on - Nothing.. - Tell me - U should know"

"If a crocodile makes shoes what does a banana make ? Slippers !"

"How many police men does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter...they'll just beat the room for being black."

"I've always wondered why china have such a high population. Today I found out, their Condoms are made in China!"

"What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism? An offer you can't understand."

"Do you know why you will never go hungry in the desert? Because of the sand which is there. *edit: because of the sandwiches there....."

"What do you call a teacher who doesn't flatulate in public. A private tutor. -Credits to my cousin ;)"

"If a man says something in the forest, and no women hear him Is he still wrong?"