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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race? He couldn't get a head."
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"When can you store food in a door? When it's ajar."
"In what school subjects does the teacher say 'Well done hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval history meatematics and word grill."
" Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He lost WW2."
"what do you call a grenade thrown into a french kitchen? linoleum blownapart"
"I rarely watch Fox news because every time I do I feel like I'm sitting in on a very unpleasant condo board meeting"
"My cowboy friends phone froze on gindr the other day He kept asking ""Why can't I quit you"""
"In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one's laughing now. I'm receiving treatment and everyone's been really supportive."
"Chemistry Joke I hate telling noble gas jokes there's never a reaction."
"What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged? Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on."