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Joke of the Day
"What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number? B9"
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"My favorite new song is either that one from the Samsung commercial, or the one from the Budweiser commercial."
"I was going to suggest Twitter to have a live Nativity scene but I think it's going to be impossible. A virgin and 3 wise men? On here?!"
"Terrorist Pick-Up Line ""Hey girl, is your ass America? Because I want to destroy it."""
"I finally learned how to convert units to the metric system! It's a real 1.61kilometers6.35kilograms for me."
"Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived? I came early."
"My new flesh-light is dishwasher safe! Not sure why my roommates are opposed to it?"
"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""
"Mystery In an ironic twist, Oscar Pistorious has investigators stumped."
"Just one bottle of vitaminwater provides a full day's supply of unnecessary and gullible. Also, electrolytes."