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Joke of the Day

"Being single at this time is not based on my wanting freedom to do what I want....It's more due to the fact that I want the freedom to not have to do what someone else wants."

"Pretty messed up that you can never tell if you give a raccoon a black eye. Been punching this raccoon for over an hour."

"Two nuns walk into a bar... The third one ducks."

"Why are C programmers never invited to parties? They have no class"

"My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it."

"I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me."

"Who is the best underwater Transformer? Octopus Prime!"

"[cat shelter] Me: so u don't test for it but u say none of them have it? Owner: we've never come across a cat with martial arts training, no"

"There are some benefits to having alzheimers For example, you get to meet new people constantly."

"Knock knock (Your turn)"