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"How do you say ""constipated"" in German? Farfrompoopin'"
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog"
"Why should you never date a vegan girl? She won't swallow."
"What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? (NSFW ish) I wouldn't let a Garbanzo Bean on my face."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fruit salad."
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"What device can make prostitution legal? A camera."
"I'm reading a book about Zeno's Paradox. I'm not quite halfway through it."
"Winning the lottery is a 50/50 chance You either win..... Or you don't"