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Joke of the Day

"I'm reading a book about Zeno's Paradox. I'm not quite halfway through it."

"I let an AT&T Customer Service Representative call me Brenda for a half hour because I was too embarrassed to correct him"

"Butte Creek beer slogan! It dont taste shitty!"

"which came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About halfway"

"Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax? He was barred."

"Jared from subway lost his job the same way he got it. By getting into smaller pants."

"I saved a bunch on my car insurance by making the switch.. To reverse and driving away from the accident"

"One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. ""But why do we have to hurry?"" said one. ""Can you read you nut! It says Tear along the dotted line'""."

"Gillette researchers are really the best They got some cutting edge technology"