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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never date a vegan girl? She won't swallow."
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"Sex can make your day But anal can make your hole weak"
"Did you hear about the lawyer with a fetish for loopholes? He got off on a technicality."
"Dear math, I dont wanna help you find your ""x"" she left you, move on"
"I've been chasing a fly around my apartment for like 20 mins with a rolled up magazine. There's a really good article I think he should see"
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?"
"A girl went to Thailand for a week... And came back a changed man."
"What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !"
"allentine's ay. For those of you who won't be getting the V or the D on Feb. 14th."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. You should try it, I've lost 3 days already."