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"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+S"
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"A Jewish dad walks into a bar mitzvah. . edited to add the missing z"
"whats the difference between Michael Phelps and adolf hitler Michael Phelps can finish a race"
"This hot fudge sundae hasn't killed me so it must be making me stronger."
"The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians."
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"
"Freud was wrong, I have no desire to sleep with my mom I'd bang the shit out of my aunt, though."
"Instagram says it now can sell your pics without your permission. Good luck making money with pictures of Cups of coffee, Cupcakes & clouds."
"My dad shouted ""shut up idiots"" to the cats. I told him ""You're speaking English to a cat. You're the idiot. You have to meow at them."""
"A woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars The Judge asked ""First time offender?"" She replied, ""No, first time a Gibson, then a Fender."""