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Joke of the Day
"whats the difference between Michael Phelps and adolf hitler Michael Phelps can finish a race"
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"What side of a leopard has the most spots? The outside"
"How big are pedophiles shoes? A footlong."
"What would George Washington do if he were alive right now? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."
"When someone shows you a picture of their kid the one thing they don't wanna hear is... ""Oh yeah I have some photos of your kid too"""
"1st day of hunting season: *puts on camo* *climbs up in tree stand* *waits w/binoculars to see one hunter accidentally shoot another hunter*"
"Whats a fly without wings? A walk"
"My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea ... ... It runs in our jeans."
"(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence."