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Joke of the Day

"Did you see that Walmart will be closing about 500 stores by the end of the year...? It's going to put about 12 cashiers out of work."

"What is the Free Syrian Army's favourite Western Song I DON'T CARE...ALAWITE I DON'T CARE.."

"Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi."

"What did GB say to EU? Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!"

"What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup? He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed."

"A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. ""Excuse me"" he said to the cat in charge ""Can you get milk stains out?"" ""Sure"" replied the cat. ""We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"""

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will find this funny"

"Came back from the doctor and told my wife that I was perfectly healthy and I could've sworn she mouthed the word ""crap""."

"The doctor said I have only a month to live so I shot him. the judge gave me 50 years"

"I just had my fence destroyed by a tornado, and I am asking for your help I heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting here."