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Joke of the Day
"A Blonde walks up to a barman and orders a double entendre So he gives her one!"
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"How many gay dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A whole buttload of them."
"I tried to teach a class on how hard it is to make a Fibonacci Sequence. But it spiraled WAY out of control!"
"Math Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos."
"How to not be racist Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!"
"TIFU by having sex in an elevator"
"Remember to check on your elderly neighbors to see if they have anything worth stealing."
"If We Elect Donald Trump President."
"When I drink alcohol... Everyone says that I'm alcoholic But When I drink Fanta... No one says I'm fantastic."
"England football manager Roy Hodgson has just announced that he's won the competition for ""Scotland's favourite Englishman."""